askthewilloftheblades:

askmaster-yi:

askthewilloftheblades:

askmaster-yi:

askthewilloftheblades:

Yi? Where did you get a baby? Why are you freaking out so much? Why did you come to me?!

… Oh gosh just hand it over before you drop it.

Uh…. Do take care of it? 

Good-bye now!

No! Get back here!

Where did you even get the baby? Is it yours? Oh goodness it looks like a monkey… Irelia fusses over the baby, walking toward her house.

Come along, Master Yi, you’re not just dumping this on me.

((I’m going to pretend I didn’t see all that ooc chat. :P ))

I, uh… I don’t know. I went to go meditate in the Meditation Grounds within the Wuju Temple, and suddenly, I hear atrocious crying. The next thing I know, there’s a little monkey baby in the center of the Grounds! I don’t know how it got here or even why it was there…. But I couldn’t just abandon it or leave it to die!

Oh—What?! Why must I… I’m not good with children, let alone babies! My patience is not worth—Oh that horrid screaming it’s doing! I can barely think! Fine, fine! I’ll come….

((ROFL I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN IT))

Irelia smiles and offers the baby one of her hands while cradling it woth the other arm. Well, he’s definitely no human baby, but all babies are similar. He’s probably just upset because he was left alone. 

See? He’s already starting to calm down, now… Irelia leads Yi inside. I’ll show you how to take care of him and I can see if any of the servants have some formula for the baby. The nursemaids are bound to have something…

But you have to remember, you have to be nice to him to keep him from screaming!

Ahhhh—I have a better proposition. You and your ‘servants’ can take care of him, and when he’s older, you bring him back to me and I can teach him the ways of Wuju!

Sounds great, right? 

Good-bye now——!

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